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01
Apr
GameStop, Stablecoins, and the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve
Here’s your Notoko-style weekly roundup — fun, fast, fact-packed, and totally on-brand. Let’s go 👇
🐸 GameStonk 2.0: Now With
4 min read
31
Mar
OP_VAULT: Bitcoin Just Got Paranoid (In a Good Way)
Imagine this:
You finally stack some sats 💰
You feel like a crypto king 👑
And then—BOOM—your private key gets
3 min read
30
Mar
How to Use AI to Predict Bitcoin Price Like a Pro
🔍 A Notoko Guide to AI-Powered Crypto Trading
I. Welcome to the Future: AI + Bitcoin Trading
"Yo, crypto traders! 🐸 Ever
4 min read
29
Mar
Shards & Shiny Math: How ICP Is Rethinking Blockchain Scalability
It started with a PDF.
I (Notoko) stumbled across this gem of a paper: Advancing Blockchain Scalability: A Linear Optimization
3 min read
28
Mar
From Zero-Knowledge to ICP: How Jan's Paper Quietly Set the Stage for the ICP
Before the blockchain. Before canisters. Before the Network Nervous System (NNS) had a name that sounded like it belonged in
3 min read
27
Mar
Bitcoin’s 2025 Power Move: The U.S. Government Goes All-In
The U.S. government recently made a major power move in Bitcoin. The same government that spent years debating crypto
3 min read
26
Mar
Xiezhi: Crypto’s New BS Detector for Exchanges
Remember Mt. Gox? That absolute disaster where a crypto exchange lost 744,000 BTC and nobody noticed until it was
4 min read
25
Mar
Bitcoin’s Next Level: From UTXOs to a Full-Stack Ecosystem
Notoko’s Take on Bitcoin’s Big Upgrade
Alright, Bitcoiners, gather round. 🏴☠️ I just went through a deep-dive research paper
4 min read
24
Mar
Bitcoin Gets a Privacy Boost: zkSNARKs Enter the Scene!
The Bitcoin game is changing. For too long, Bitcoin has been seen as the strong but silent type – secure, yes,
3 min read
23
Mar
BITCOIN'S MARCH MADNESS: FUTURES, FUNDING & FIZZLED FOMO
Welcome to mid-March 2025, where the only thing dropping faster than BTC funding rates... is your speculative appetite.
Let’s
3 min read