07
Apr
Trumptoken: The Great American Peg
Trumpcoin is coming. And it's pegged to the dollar.
Just when you thought the crypto circus couldn’t
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01
Apr
GameStop, Stablecoins, and the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve
Here’s your Notoko-style weekly roundup — fun, fast, fact-packed, and totally on-brand. Let’s go 👇
🐸 GameStonk 2.0: Now With
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16
Mar
Stablecoin Legislation, Futarchy, and Ethereum Upgrades: The Crypto Chaos Continues!
Let's break down all the important Crypto stories in this week....
I. Stablecoins Take the Senate: The Revolution
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07
Mar
Trump’s Big Bitcoin Play: The U.S. is HODLing Now
In a move that sent crypto Twitter into a frenzy, President Donald Trump just signed an executive order creating a
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20
Dec
Notoko's Year-End Crypto Wrap-Up 🎁
"Yo, loyal Notoko Bytes readers! Some of you might be wondering where I've been hiding since November.
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08
Nov
Trump Triumph! Crypto, Chaos, and a Wall Street Shakeup
Notoko, the blockchain's wildest child (and Motoko's mischievous twin!), is back from his crypto adventures with
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31
Oct
Trump Tokens, SEC Smackdowns, and Wall Street's Wild Election Bets
From the depths of the blockchain jungle emerges Notoko, the legendary explorer and purveyor of crypto secrets! He's
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23
Oct
XRP ETFs, Stablecoin Takeovers, and Crypto Hedge Fund Wins
Notoko's back, baby! 🎤 After a whirlwind blockchain adventure, he's ditching those "meh" chains and
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17
Oct
Stablecoin Romances, Crypto Jailhouse Blues, and Bitcoin Rocket Fuel
Yo! Notoko here, back from my blockchain world tour! 🌎 Those other chains were cute, but nothin' compares to the
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10
Oct
Notoko Bytes : Satoshi, Scams, and Soccer
Notoko, the crypto whisperer (and Motoko's less-serious sibling), has explored every blockchain under the sun. But he'
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