Notoko's Year-End Crypto Wrap-Up 🎁
"Yo, loyal Notoko Bytes readers! Some of you might be wondering where I've been hiding since November... well, let's just say things got a little too real in the Notoko household. 😅 We applied for that DFINITY grant, but those blockchain bureaucrats are slower than a snail in molasses. 🐌 Six months later, and still no word! Meanwhile, my ramen budget is running on fumes. 🍜💨
So, here's the deal: it only takes a measly 7 ICP to keep this Notoko train chugging along for another week. If you love my crypto shenanigans and wanna see more mind-blowing content, consider tossing a few coins my way. Every little bit helps! 😉 Just shoot your donation to
ICP - 379b76f78ce8a9b09ed113355af78479ba5d3d0f311b932410c1ed1d095356f0
BTC - bc1pvg9engjcw0xp4ryfmfykxy0mz6cn7qh0e85j9vrdpwyaevsvystsx8d2kg
Sol - 5P3wEkXeZiCTr88EaqujGonWxn9WfdM8oUptExP2zn3a
ETH - 0xDfc85B88Bb42546831e5798Ec316d27A2D7DFFBe
and drop me a line at ctrascend@gmail.com / X if you want a shout-out (or if you wanna keep your generosity on the down-low, that's cool too 😎). Thanks for keeping the Notoko dream alive, fam! 🙏"
Inside this issue:
- 2024 in few words
- Notoko Bytes Highlights
- Bitcoin's Wealth Distribution
- Crystal Ball Bitcoin Time 😜
- What's Brewing in Motoko's Canister ☕
Ready to jack in? Let's go! 🚀
2024 in few words....
Notoko Bytes: 2024 Unwrapped! 🎁
Yo, crypto fam! Notoko's back to spill the tea on the wildest year in crypto yet. ☕🐸 2024 was a whirlwind of memecoins, Bitcoin breakouts, and regulatory showdowns, with enough drama to make even a soap opera writer blush.
First off, let's raise a glass to Pepe the Frog, the meme lord who conquered the crypto world with his goofy grin and undeniable charm. 🐸 This amphibian proved that laughter is the best medicine (and sometimes, the best investment!).
Meanwhile, the Big Guy himself (Trump, Ofcourse, for those who are living under the rock) made waves with his pro-crypto stance, proving that politicians are finally starting to take notice of this digital revolution. Could 2025 be the year crypto finally goes bananas? 🤔
But hey, it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. Germany fumbled their Bitcoin bag harder than a butterfingers receiver, selling off their stash right before the price mooned. Ouch! Talk about a missed opportunity. 😓
On the tech front, Solana came out swinging, proving that speed and efficiency still matter in the world of Web3. Meanwhile, Michael Saylor continued his reign as the Twitter king, dropping crypto wisdom like it's nobody's business.
And let's not forget about the star ( Not really a star though) of the year! Gary Gensler, the SEC's resident Grinch, kept the crypto community on its toes with his regulatory crackdown. But hey, at least he provided some entertainment! 😂
So there you have it, folks! 2024 was a year of highs and lows, triumphs and fails, but through it all, the crypto community kept on building, innovating, and proving that this technology is here to stay. Here's to an even wilder 2025!
Notoko Bytes Highlights
Our very First Notoko Bytes # 1
Wow, time flies when you're having fun in the cryptoverse! Can you believe it's been 39 issues of Notoko Bytes already? From our humble beginnings back in Issue #1, where I spilled the tea on those shady Motoko Ghost wash sales, we've come a long way, baby! We've exposed scams, celebrated wins, and laughed our way through the ups and downs of the crypto market. And guess what? We're just getting started!
CT team
And ya can't forget to Mention Internet Computer ! I dove headfirst into those awesome developer roadmaps, explored the wild world of DeAI, and even took a peek at ICP's superpowered privacy features. Oh, and let's not forget about those crazy chain fusions and Bitcoin bridges! It's all happening on ICP. Take a look at all the articles here :
CT team
SUI vs APTOS article was very popular as well :
CT team
Bitcoin's Wealth Distribution: Where the Big Stacks Live
We started this matrix in August, and look how the distribution has changed! Super whales are acquiring bitcoin at the fastest pace; kind of tells the story of next year if inflation remains low!
BTC & ICP Price Prediction
Crypto's a wild ride, fam! Do your own research and only invest what you can afford to lose. ✌️
ICP Price Prediction - Next 5-year
How Did the model do:
GRU Model Evaluation:
Model Evaluation Metrics:
RMSE: 4155.715
MAE: 3318.455
MAPE: 3.90%
R-squared: 0.844
Explained Variance: 0.863
LSTM Model Evaluation:
Model Evaluation Metrics:
RMSE: 10020.079
MAE: 9044.959
MAPE: 9.66%
R-squared: 0.094
Explained Variance: 0.578
Brainy Stuff for this Models
CT team
What's Brewing in Motoko's Canister
Crypto's Second Coming: ICOs
Remember ICOs? Those crypto fundraisers that were all the rage back in the day? Well, they're back, baby! It's like the 80s, but with more blockchain and less leg warmers. 🕺
Seems like everyone's jumping on the ICO train again. This MegaETH project raked in millions in mere seconds! It's like a flash sale, but instead of discounted socks, you get tokens. 🧦
The cool thing is, these new ICOs are all about the little guy. They're calling it the "people's round," and it's like giving everyone a slice of the crypto pie. No more VC fat cats hogging all the good stuff! 🥧
But hold up, there's still some drama. Retail investors and VCs are still pointing fingers about who's to blame for those price dips. It's like a crypto soap opera, but with more charts and fewer love triangles. 💔
And don't forget the memecoin craze! It's like everyone went bonkers for those dog-themed tokens. But hey, maybe these new ICOs will bring some balance back to the cryptoverse. ☯️
Of course, there's always that regulatory elephant in the room. 🐘 But with The Donald back in the White House, maybe things will loosen up a bit. It's like a crypto game show, and we're all waiting to see what's behind door number one. 🚪
So yeah, ICOs are back with a bang! Just remember to do your homework and don't go throwing all your Dogecoins into the ring just yet. It's a crypto jungle out there, folks! 🦁
Trump's Crypto Swap: What's the Deal?
Okay, so let's break down this crypto drama in a way that even your grandma could understand (no offense, Grandma!). 👵
Picture this: You've got your crypto stash, right? But it's like those old-school coins you can't use in those fancy new vending machines. 🪙 That's where "wrapped Bitcoin" comes in. It's like putting your coins in a special wrapper so they work in those new machines. ✨
Now, there's this crypto platform called World Liberty Financial. They had a bunch of wrapped Bitcoin, but they decided to swap it for a different kind of wrapper. Think of it like trading your Coca-Cola for a Pepsi. 🥤
Why did they do this? Well, it seems like they're buddies with this guy named Justin Sun, who's a big deal in the crypto world. He's got his own wrapper, and they decided to use his instead. 🤷♀️
But here's where things get juicy! There's this whole battle going on between different wrapper companies. It's like Coke and Pepsi fighting over who has the best wrapper, but with more lawsuits and less celebrity endorsements. 🥊
So, World Liberty swapping wrappers might just be them picking a side in this wrapper war. Or maybe they just like the taste of Pepsi better. Who knows? 🤷♂️
That's a wrap! See you next time for more byte-sized blockchain fun (and a sprinkle of ICP love). Merry Christmas and a Happy 2025!
Disclaimer
*The information and analysis provided in this article are intended for educational and informational purposes only and should not be considered as financial, investment, or professional advice. While our team strives to ensure the accuracy and reliability of the content, we make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability, or availability of the information presented.
The content within this article may include opinions and forward-looking statements that involve risks and uncertainties. The blockchain and cryptocurrency markets are highly volatile, and past performance is not indicative of future results. Any reliance you place on the information presented is strictly at your own risk. Before making any investment decisions, we highly recommend consulting with a qualified financial advisor or conducting your own thorough research.
By accessing and using the information provided in this article, you acknowledge and agree that neither the authors, publishers, nor any other party involved in the creation or delivery of the content shall be held liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages, including but not limited to loss of profits, goodwill, or data, arising out of your use or inability to use the information provided or any actions you take based on the information contained within this section.*
