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14
Mar
Bitcoin: Ponzi or Powerhouse? Notoko's Deep Dive!

Bitcoin: Ponzi or Powerhouse? Notoko's Deep Dive!

Alright, crypto fam, let’s talk scams. Ponzi schemes are the financial world's zombies—always lurking, never truly
3 min read
13
Mar
If Bitcoin is a Safe Haven, Why is it Dumping?

If Bitcoin is a Safe Haven, Why is it Dumping?

Alright, Bitcoin maxis, we gotta talk. Markets are crashing. Bitcoin is slumping. And isn’t BTC supposed to be the
3 min read
12
Mar
Bitcoin vs. Quantum Computing: Is Your Crypto Safe?

Bitcoin vs. Quantum Computing: Is Your Crypto Safe?

Quantum computing is lurking in the shadows, flexing its futuristic muscles. Some say it could break Bitcoin’s encryption, turn
3 min read
10
Mar
Bitcoin’s Game Theory: Why Breaking It Would Break Everything

Bitcoin’s Game Theory: Why Breaking It Would Break Everything

Alright, folks, let's talk about why Bitcoin stays honest, why miners don’t go rogue, and why trying
3 min read
09
Mar
Bitcoin Mining: A Wild Ride of Luck, Fees, and Future Shocks

Bitcoin Mining: A Wild Ride of Luck, Fees, and Future Shocks

Alright, crypto cowboys and cowgirls, let's wrangle some Bitcoin mining facts! 🤠⛏️ Mining Bitcoin? Welcome to the Digital Gold
3 min read
08
Mar
Your Digital Stuff? More Like Their Digital Stuff!

Your Digital Stuff? More Like Their Digital Stuff!

Okay, let's get real. You think you own that Kindle book? Think again, friend! 📚💨 Amazon just dropped a
4 min read
07
Mar
Trump’s Big Bitcoin Play: The U.S. is HODLing Now

Trump’s Big Bitcoin Play: The U.S. is HODLing Now

In a move that sent crypto Twitter into a frenzy, President Donald Trump just signed an executive order creating a
3 min read
07
Mar
ICP 2025: Building the World Computer, One Milestone at a Time

ICP 2025: Building the World Computer, One Milestone at a Time

Notoko's here, and DFINITY just dropped a roadmap that's wilder than a frog in a meme
4 min read
20
Dec
Notoko's Year-End Crypto Wrap-Up 🎁

Notoko's Year-End Crypto Wrap-Up 🎁

"Yo, loyal Notoko Bytes readers! Some of you might be wondering where I've been hiding since November.
7 min read
08
Nov
Trump Triumph! Crypto, Chaos, and a Wall Street Shakeup

Trump Triumph! Crypto, Chaos, and a Wall Street Shakeup

Notoko, the blockchain's wildest child (and Motoko's mischievous twin!), is back from his crypto adventures with
6 min read